Quickish Joke

[Brumtuner]

A German man learning English was asked by his tutor to construct a sentence using the word 'probably'. He thought for a while and replied:

"Last night, I vas avoken by mein daughter and her boyfrient giggling downstairs in ze early hours so I vent downstairs and zey vere both standing in ze music room vith their jeans und pants around their ankles and I thought "Mein God, zey are probably going to sh1t in ze grand piano" "