Finish the sentence thread

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 16 Jun 2014, 20:27

I have a new piece of piano homework. It looks difficult despite the fact it's

gizzy · Post by **gizzy** » 16 Jun 2014, 21:54

...written very b.i.g in crayon. I think this means I have to play it...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 16 Jun 2014, 22:05

...cool when I attempt to even....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 17 Jun 2014, 09:04

...when there's a cat sitting on my keyboard and...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 17 Jun 2014, 14:30

scratches my lacquer as it tries to lift the lid of the piano with its paw, the mischievous little.....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 17 Jun 2014, 18:23

fellow. However, his rendition of the Transcendental Study is faultless apart from...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 17 Jun 2014, 21:06

...leaving Maintenance department a nightmare when he's out sowing his oats and....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 18 Jun 2014, 16:33

...howling at the full moon when he...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 18 Jun 2014, 21:52

tries to impersonate the average queen. Openly gay cats are very much in a minority unlike.....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 19 Jun 2014, 16:44

...dogs who are flagrantly, joyously and extravagantly camp, because they...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 19 Jun 2014, 17:16

can't tell the difference between a juicy bone and a....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 21 Jun 2014, 18:25

...flounced curtain. This leads to confusion because...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 21 Jun 2014, 18:43

those pawprints wouldn't even come out on a 40 degree wash, and as for the mucky marks on the Bosendorfer....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 22 Jun 2014, 16:40

...the teacher would be absolutely furious. In fact she might well...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 22 Jun 2014, 21:51

.....name him on the ABRSM forum and enact a lifetime ban from the Music Society and the....

gizzy · Post by **gizzy** » 22 Jun 2014, 22:23

...Kennel Club Choir, who are famous for their million-selling recording of...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 23 Jun 2014, 06:18

...the theme music to Animal Magic recorded at Barking.....

gizzy · Post by **gizzy** » 23 Jun 2014, 14:12

...Mad House, which is near Tooting, where...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 23 Jun 2014, 19:17

...apparently he found himself after getting lost coming home from a belting session with the.......

gizzy · Post by **gizzy** » 27 Jun 2014, 22:16

...friendly neighbourhood dominatrix, who was called...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 27 Jun 2014, 22:48

...regularly by the local priest to fulfil his.....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 28 Jun 2014, 16:19

...water butt because of her..

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 28 Jun 2014, 18:57

unusual ambition, dreamed up after spending a night with Alan....

Post by **Gill the Piano** » 29 Jun 2014, 15:52

...Whicker whose glasses had an astonishing effect on her...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 29 Jun 2014, 16:01

ability to concentrate on the matter in hand, as they were forever getting broken...and as for his facial hair....

gizzy · Post by **gizzy** » 02 Jul 2014, 12:17

...she fantasized about a little bit of micro-topiary, clipping it into the form of...

dave brum · Post by **dave brum** » 02 Jul 2014, 14:43

...one of Ken Dodd's tickling sticks, which she was going to use to clean the cobwebs from under her dingy old......