SIMPLE ..... Wash & Go !

[Colin Nicholson]

Life getting complicated?
Fed up losing your mind?
Feeling confused?

...... NOT ANY MORE........ WASH & GO WITH SIMPLE

EASY & EFFECTIVE - KEEPING LIFE SIMPLE
Wash & Go in seconds........ and amazing results to a complicated life!.... SIMPLE
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE...... WHILE STOCKS LAST...... SIMPLE
Also washes away all nasty impurities, odours & smells........ SIMPLE

FEEL REFRESHED WITH {you know what!}... SIMPLE

t&c APPLY/ 2 bars/ offer ends soon

[mdw]

[athomik]

Life getting complicated?
FEEL REFRESHED WITH {you know what!}... SIMPLE

According to Mrs T., it's spelt "simlpleS"(she likes her meercats)

[vernon]

must be the Alzheimers kicking in--- I can't understand this thread.
I can do the Times crossword but can't see any anagrams or cryptic clues here.

[dancarney]

I'm puzzled too. Come on Colin, help us fill in the blanks!!

[NewAge]

Quite probably masonic lodge on-tune coded language.....