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Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 28 Apr 2011, 08:03
by MarkGoodwinPianos
Playing "moonlight sonata" by candle light always works well for me.
[EDIT: I didn't create this topic, it just looks that way because the spammer who started it has since had his post removed.]
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 28 Apr 2011, 09:35
by Tenor1
Rachmaninov but to be honest Clair de Lune did the job when I was wooing my lovely wife
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 28 Apr 2011, 09:44
by Colin Nicholson
I usually play the Love theme from Midsummernights Dream - both candles lit on the sconces.... but one fell off and burnt the house down....
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 28 Apr 2011, 11:41
by Tenor1
Colin Nicholson wrote:I usually play the Love theme from Midsummernights Dream - both candles lit on the sconces.... but one fell off and burnt the house down....
Was it your first time!!
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 28 Apr 2011, 13:49
by Colin Nicholson
Yeh, I still have her ashes in this box when I scraped them up!
The piano is still going strong & new candles ready!
I have a date this weekend, so wish me luck...
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 28 Apr 2011, 16:41
by Gill the Piano
My husband doesn't even play the piano - or any other instrument come to that. However, a large sapphire and diamond ring in a box did the trick...alongside a few pints of Brakspears!
Should I delete his post, or are we all having too much fun?
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 29 Apr 2011, 18:35
by Gill the Piano
Ah, but as he doesn't play, he doesn't interfere. He knows Rachmaninov = PMT = trouble, but other than that he is in blissful ignorance. He only recognises bum notes because of the bad language...
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 30 Apr 2011, 06:58
by MarkGoodwinPianos
Just for the record, I didn't start this topic. A spammer started it and has since had his post removed.
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 30 Apr 2011, 21:14
by Gill the Piano
We believe you, Mark...
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 01 May 2011, 07:39
by MarkGoodwinPianos
ha, oh dear, that'll teach me to play with the spammers
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 19 Aug 2011, 22:10
by Bennyfingers
fats waller's aint misbehavin.
(chicks dig stride)
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 20 Aug 2011, 17:31
by Gill the Piano
We're only called chicks because we dig up worms...
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 21 Aug 2011, 09:32
by NewAge
I'm enjoying this thread too.......
NewAge as a charmer was awesome
He woo'd on the piano, not the bass drum
When playing one day
The lass said in dismay
"You're a star - you sound just like Les Dawson!"
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 21 Aug 2011, 17:59
by Gill the Piano
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 24 Aug 2011, 16:29
by markymark
MarkGoodwinPianos wrote:Just for the record, I didn't start this topic. A spammer started it and has since had his post removed.
Yeah right, Mark! Like, you NEVER post anything REMOTELY controversial on this forum.
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 24 Aug 2011, 20:47
by MarkGoodwinPianos
I'm the least controversial piano shop owner (I don't like the term "piano dealer") that I know
Re: Seducing women to start a romantic relationship!
Posted: 24 Aug 2011, 21:16
by Barrie Heaton
Gill the Piano wrote:We're only called chicks because we dig up worms...
Now would that be the one eyed ones
Barrie,