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Finish the sentence thread

Posted: 16 Jun 2014, 20:27
by dave brum
I have a new piece of piano homework. It looks difficult despite the fact it's

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Posted: 16 Jun 2014, 21:54
by gizzy
...written very b.i.g in crayon. I think this means I have to play it...

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Posted: 16 Jun 2014, 22:05
by dave brum
...cool when I attempt to even....

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Posted: 17 Jun 2014, 09:04
by Gill the Piano
...when there's a cat sitting on my keyboard and...

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Posted: 17 Jun 2014, 14:30
by dave brum
scratches my lacquer as it tries to lift the lid of the piano with its paw, the mischievous little.....

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Posted: 17 Jun 2014, 18:23
by Gill the Piano
fellow. However, his rendition of the Transcendental Study is faultless apart from...

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Posted: 17 Jun 2014, 21:06
by dave brum
...leaving Maintenance department a nightmare when he's out sowing his oats and....

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Posted: 18 Jun 2014, 16:33
by Gill the Piano
...howling at the full moon when he...

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Posted: 18 Jun 2014, 21:52
by dave brum
tries to impersonate the average queen. Openly gay cats are very much in a minority unlike.....

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Posted: 19 Jun 2014, 16:44
by Gill the Piano
...dogs who are flagrantly, joyously and extravagantly camp, because they...

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Posted: 19 Jun 2014, 17:16
by dave brum
can't tell the difference between a juicy bone and a....

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Posted: 21 Jun 2014, 18:25
by Gill the Piano
...flounced curtain. This leads to confusion because...

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Posted: 21 Jun 2014, 18:43
by dave brum
those pawprints wouldn't even come out on a 40 degree wash, and as for the mucky marks on the Bosendorfer....

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Posted: 22 Jun 2014, 16:40
by Gill the Piano
...the teacher would be absolutely furious. In fact she might well...

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Posted: 22 Jun 2014, 21:51
by dave brum
.....name him on the ABRSM forum and enact a lifetime ban from the Music Society and the....

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Posted: 22 Jun 2014, 22:23
by gizzy
...Kennel Club Choir, who are famous for their million-selling recording of...

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Posted: 23 Jun 2014, 06:18
by dave brum
...the theme music to Animal Magic recorded at Barking.....

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Posted: 23 Jun 2014, 14:12
by gizzy
...Mad House, which is near Tooting, where...

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Posted: 23 Jun 2014, 19:17
by dave brum
...apparently he found himself after getting lost coming home from a belting session with the.......

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Posted: 27 Jun 2014, 22:16
by gizzy
...friendly neighbourhood dominatrix, who was called...

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Posted: 27 Jun 2014, 22:48
by dave brum
...regularly by the local priest to fulfil his.....

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Posted: 28 Jun 2014, 16:19
by Gill the Piano
...water butt because of her..

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Posted: 28 Jun 2014, 18:57
by dave brum
unusual ambition, dreamed up after spending a night with Alan....

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Posted: 29 Jun 2014, 15:52
by Gill the Piano
...Whicker whose glasses had an astonishing effect on her...

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Posted: 29 Jun 2014, 16:01
by dave brum
ability to concentrate on the matter in hand, as they were forever getting broken...and as for his facial hair....

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Posted: 02 Jul 2014, 12:17
by gizzy
...she fantasized about a little bit of micro-topiary, clipping it into the form of...

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Posted: 02 Jul 2014, 14:43
by dave brum
...one of Ken Dodd's tickling sticks, which she was going to use to clean the cobwebs from under her dingy old......