markymark wrote:
Member, him again, has gone strangely quiet...

I'm still here, just not been posting that's all.

oh I see! I'm a radio 1 and 6 music person. See Markymark, I cannot possibly be Dave Brum (and I don't winge on and on about not being able to play the piano like he does. I just get on with it and trust my teacher!

plus, what on EARTH is this? Some sort of subversive code???

http://www.piano-tuners.org/piano-forum ... =27&t=9701

markymark wrote:

him again wrote:...seems dave brum loves chavs just as much as I do...

...and talked just as much! There is, at least, a suspicion that you and dave brum are the same person....

What!!! I don't think so....I can't speak a word of Welsh!!!!

I like that Roger and Val thing with Dawn French, though she looks really old and haggered in that. And Escape to the Country. Most of those country homes have some sort of piano in them.

...seems dave brum loves chavs just as much as I do. Did you hear the one about the open-minded Sun reader???

Though torture for me would be in a place of work with the radio constantly playing Crapital FM. Now I WOULD feel my human rights (and my intelligence) was being breached.

What language is this?? It looks like Esperanto!

...but aside from bottoms, I did my keep fit today. I also try to have my 5 a day. I love oranges, especially the ones in Waitrose - they're really juicy and easy to peel too. Better than stuffing yourself with cakes!

Haha, I saw a female of the species of the lower class 'chav' sitting in a bus shelter (waiting for a bus to take her back to her council estate, quite obviously!) with a good four inches of 'builders crack' pressed up against the perspecs of the bus shelter. Some bloke came along and slapped the gl...

Well, we weren't posh! But I think we did it in a time before quality manufacturing became progressively cheapened by plastic items imported from abroad.

Well, I really enjoy it and that's what counts at the end of the day! I do have a problem with dry hands though as they slip off the keys when I do my scales, so I have to physically lick my fingertips before practising. Very odd but necessary. Do you use handcream Gill??

The hateful Hun. The most odious football team in Europe so much so they make Manchester United quite likeable.

perhaps this news report might clarify things:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-17026172

so no football fans on here then???

What's to whinge about?? The Hun have gone into administration, and consequently have ten points docked. As quietly as you can now without sounding gloaty....WHOOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR!!! For it's a grand auld team to play for It's a grand auld team to support...... and today all of humanity is called NEIL...

dave brum wrote: And my underpants are loosening!

So are mine...they're halfway around that thing that blocks out the sunlight!

I'm another big fat lump of whale blubber (apologies to the Save the Whale lobby) that's trying to get slim. I have my fitness class this morning. I'm the youngest there by far but never mind...

'Serial Cereal Eater' by John Shuttleworth. Google it.

I, like most schoolkids of Albion had a go at the recorder when I was at junior school. I always used to have this habit of shoving the mouthpiece too far into my cakehole, until I discovered the taste of wood which was what my recorder was made of. No health and safety in those days but it was the ...

I'm a learner, but its a struggle. Struggled with grade 2, struggling even more with grade 3.

My teacher is very nice though! I like her a lot.

A very valid point Nutroast, I've tried to stock up on tablets before and been told all I can buy is two packets. Maybe you should have bought some Deep Heat or something!

Could only happen in the UK eh?? (where you can get a pizza faster than an ambulance!)