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Late arrivals to the musicians ball!

Post by Nutroast » 06 Nov 2008, 15:22

I’m inspired by Dave’s Viv from Aldi joke :oops:

For all fans of “I’m Sorry, I Haven’t a Clue”….

My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome some late arrivals to the musician’s ball.


Please put your hands together for Mr and Mrs Stein and their son Bech. That lad’s gotta lotta teeth.

And there’s that little bearded chap who came here all the way on the subway, yes, it must be Metro Gnome.

Raise your glasses to Mr and Mrs Tone and their son, Barry.

Oh, there’s Mr Ching-Band and his wife, affectionately known as Ma.

How sweet - two young mums. I’ve just seen Mrs Nimrest and her baby daughter, Min, accompanied by her friend, Miss Annostool and her new baby Pee.

Oh no! There’s Mr Hawkes and his drunken wife, Boozy Anne.

Any more?

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Post by Nutroast » 06 Nov 2008, 15:58

Fresh from rallying his troops, it's Major Scale.

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Post by Moonlight » 06 Nov 2008, 16:26

Just noticed that lady logo on top of the web page is going to blow up! :o Oh no her poor piano! quick woman don't just sit there. There is TNT right next to you!

It would be nice if she had a bombfire next to her instead...

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Post by Moonlight » 06 Nov 2008, 16:40

Here a joke I came acrros on another piano related web site...

Q :What happens when you drop a piano on a military base?

A: A flat major

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Post by Barrie Heaton » 06 Nov 2008, 22:53

dave brum wrote:
Moonlight wrote:Just noticed that lady logo on top of the web page is going to blow up! :o Oh no her poor piano! quick woman don't just sit there. There is TNT right next to you!

It would be nice if she had a bombfire next to her instead...
...and I thought Bonfire Night was the FIFTH of November!!! You can now take it off, Mr.Heaton and put a poppy (Remembrance not opium) on her chest/shield/piano.
Hit F5

Hmm we don't have a opium one yet will have to do one of them for next year

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